Once apron a time there was a ladybug. This ladybug didn't like leaves or any kind of vegetation, like other ladybugs. This particular lady liked something that made it special. It liked living flesh. One day it landed on a human arm, thanking it was going to have a feast. Then the humans hand obliterated the carnivorous ladybug. The human later found plans of world domination in the ladybugs home. Thank god that human murdered a carnivorous, power hungry lady bug...
Anarchy and Shenanigans Answer:
That’s great! Really funny and creative, I needed a little pick me up and this was it thank you :)